EXCLUSIVE TO NIGERIA, "QUOTES"

These are funny quotes from different Nigerian leaders that have occupied one position or the other in government. They are not quotes parse but they are clauses in their speeches. Lighten up your day as you read.

“People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third”- President Jonathan (2014)

“You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you’re stupid.”- Alao Akala to Punch Rep

“How will you tell me I don’t have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?”- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

“We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

“I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)

“If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine” -President Goodluck Jonathan

“God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” – Gov. Jonah Jang

“President Yar’Adua can rule from anywhere in the World”- AGF Micheal Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar’A dua

“Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria.” – Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo

“I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” - Dame Patience Jonathan (2012)

“I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira. – Atiku Abubakar (2005)

“Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ

“Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience”- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014) 

 

There is no poverty in Nigeria. Nigerians own many private jets- Dr. GEJ, 2014

Prispa, na only you waka come? What of wayek people? ... The first lady want to help you find ya child and you are not coming... Diaris God o, Diaris God o, Diaris God o! Dame Dr. PEJ, 2014

I can marry out my daughter at 6. Sen Yerima Sani Ahmed 2013

On behalf of Nigeria Breweries makers of Malta Guiness,hmm Sorry, makers of Maltina. Orelope Adefulure, Deputy Gov of Lagos 2012.

Add yours and lets laugh.