ANYTHING CAN BE PROVED

Do you think you are good at solving mathematics, then decide who is wrong.

All methods are proved though. LMAO!

UCHE LANDS IN TROUBLE (HILARIOUS)

(LMAO) Who is to be blamed? A customer care lady who is doing her job or a house wife who is doing all she could to save her husband from husband snatchers. To say the fact none is to be blamed but its good to search out the truth before accusation of any sort.

But what time of the day did Uche call this customer of hers to bring about such reaction (LOL)

CHECK OUT THE BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

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The happiness of life is made of little things - a smile, a hug, a moment of shared laughter

It’s not the wealth you amass but what you give to others & the lives you touch that you take with you for eternity! 

Our Birth is our Opening Balance! 
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some very Good and Very bad things .... 

The most destructive habit...............Worry
The greatest Joy......................Giving
The greatest loss.................Loss of self-respect 
The most satisfying work..........Helping others
The ugliest personality trait...Selfishness
The most endangered species...Dedicated leaders  

Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth
The greatest 'shot in the arm'..........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome..................Fear  
The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..............Excuses
The most powerful force in life..................Love
The most dangerous pariah...................A gossiper 
The world's most  incredible computer........The brain
The worst thing to be without.................... Hope
The deadliest weapon........................The tongue
The two most power-filled words................'I Can'
The greatest asset...............................Faith 
The most worthless emotion...................Self-pity
The most beautiful attire.......................SMILE!
The most prized possession.................Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer 
The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm 

The most important thing in life...........GOD

DID YOU KNOW?

Do you know

1. A shark is the only fish that blinks with both eyes

2. Dreamt is the only English word that ends with 'mt'. Can you find any?

3.There are only four words in the English language which ends with 'dous' i.e tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, hazardous.

4. A dragon fly has a life span of 1-6 months.

5. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

6. A snail can sleep up to a year.

7. Almost is the longest word in English with all its alphabets in alphabetical order.

8. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of Atacama Desert in Chile.

9. Kangaroos can't walk backwards.

10. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

PARTYING, A FUNDAMENTAL OF LIFE

Owambe Indeed! such a nice name for the way we do out thing. We are known for a grand-style of partying, our party system and its publicity is unique in this part of our world as compared to the western world. Partying for us serves as a medium for family and friend’s reunion, a time to show off our worth, taste, standards, retaliate in competitive aggrievement and in some cases as a result of necessity or unavoidable circumstances.